Fanny Pack

A smuggler of great skill and creativity.


Some people just like having pockets. Fanny Pack is this urge given a physical form. What started as one synthskin pouch for the purpose of carrying a holdout pistol eventually turned into a total of sixteen compartments hidden around his body from synthskin pouches to faraday cage lined smuggling compartments. The short, pudgy ork has an unerring sense of direction and an intimate knowledge of border crossings, shortcuts, and survival techniques allowing him to transport his goods, often stashed inside his body, wherever they need to go. He specializes in small, valuable items such as data chips, jewelry, files and drugs.

A bit dim witted, the ork manages to play the slow, charming ork perfectly – largely because its only half an act.


Fanny Pack

The Big Easy Fortuitous